George Washington University, Washington, D.C.

Cornell University, Ithaca, New York.

University of Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia.



You can see he slimmed down a little, but I don't think it helped too much! :)
I'm sure you're wondering what in heaven's name this is and what it's doing in my drawer at work. Let me tell you the story- it's pretty funny! My boss and co-workers love to play pranks on me, I guess because they get a reaction from me. They're like high school boys all over again.
The other day, I came to work all stressed out because I couldn't find my keys. It's a pretty big deal to lose your bank keys because I have a key to the front door, the vault, etc. I was telling my boss how stressed out I was and how I had spent the previous night turning our apartment upside down to find them. He asked me if I was positive that I had checked all of my drawers. I told him yes, but went to check them again. As I
pulled the first drawer open, I jumped back and shrieked. Inside was a giant blob of bright yellow Jello with my keys inside. It was jiggling all over! It scared me! It was definitely the last thing I was expecting to see inside my drawer full of papers and documents.
Everyone was laughing their heads off- I guess everyone was in on it. Apparently they had taken my keys out of my purse while I had my back turned. They made me fish them out while everyone stood around laughing. It was pretty funny, but I’m definitely going to get them back somehow- and soon! J


